You realise that this thing is getting harder to kill than the woman in 'Mercy', the Stephen King thing, where the author takes at least 5 goes to keep her down. The French and Saunders parody of it was even better than the original!

Somebody, take it out, put a stake through it and bury it at a crossroads, at midnight in an unmarked grave!!!

LTS

Then it can come back as the UnThread......