...and then there's the joke LBJ thought was so funny about the Mexican kid that was found crying outside the local pool hall.
                Somebody came by and asked him why he was crying, and the kid told the guy, "They told me my Daddy died five years ago, but I just found out he came by on election day to vote for LBJ, and he didn't even come by to see me."


                Funny fellow, that LBJ, what?