Dachshunds are well known for their sock fetishes.

No amount of programming of the dryer (sure, blame it on the dryer) can compensate for the deviant behavior of a weiner dog.

You may go to sleep, Olddude, but your weiner dog is at your socks, even while you dream lyrics to new and wonderful songs.


Confess, your socks have no mates because you are constantly having to throw the odd sock into the trash!