Tell me, Dave...WHY, when I apparently write such "bollocks" do you bother to read it? Not only that, but WHY do you bother to read every single word of it, not just on this board, but on the BBC too?

Lizzie - you write tripe. I read it thoroughly so that I don't misquote you.

I read it in order to correct the misconceptions you insist on perpetuating.

I read it to see how stupid and misguided you can get.

I must admit you are getting better and better at that.