"The Waiter's Ghost"

Six months after the waiter died, his widow
went to see a medium, who promised she
would contact the dead man.

During the seance, the widow was sure she
saw her husband standing in the corner,
dressed in his waiter's outfit.

"Arnold!" she cried. "Come closer and speak
to me!"

A hoarse voice from the corner wailed, "I can't.
It's not my table."