Fortunato - I live in South Kensington during the week and in East Herts at weekends, so if you're around, just drop me a line and we'll have a beer or whatever.

And as for the testimonies of the various SOs in my life - that would be telling, but they have all been blessed with almost infinite patience - none more so than the mother of my children, with whom I hope to share a long and comfortable old age, having put away childish things!