Be absolutely sure to visit the Tim Hortons donut shop in Blind River, Ontario for an afternoon snack, then get flippin' wasted later that evening at the Iron Horse Tavern and catch the wet T-shirt contest. If you see a guy there with greasy shoulder-length hair, filthy clothes, a "Go Leafs Go!" baseball cap on backwards, a raggedy mustache and a heavy five-O'clock shadow, and a powerful stench around him....if he is wearing a T-shirt that says, "I'm with the idiot ----->"....or one that says "Free Sex! Apply below (downward arrow pointing to the belt area)...

Then you will have a chance to get the autograph of Shane McBride, stud of the Northland.

You can later sell it on Ebay for big bucks.