I would like to point out that despite the exploding Renault I am definitely NOT a Puddleduck. That was some other lunatic not me! Jemima, my little yellow companion is definitely a tankard BEER-DUCK!!!! Keep an eye out for us, we will be asking tented greybeards if they are "Mr Ickle". If I get my act together I might even be wearing badges asking "Are you Ickle?" or "If not - Why not???" - cos that's the sort of person I am!