Here's what I've learned recently:

Sick people should be denied basic rights until we know everything there is to know about the disease (what about all those cancer victims? Smokers engage in risky behavior but still get to get married).

Men are promiscuous (duh!!).

We should continue to make homosexuality illegal because we (here in the land of the free) might offend religious folks in other countries.

Health care and civil rights are both political issues (duh!).

People who want homosexuals to have the same rights as the rest of us also want them to die (huh?).

The incidence of AIDS has more to do with sexual orientation than it does with membership in an affected community (who needs science?).

If any homosexuals believe one thing, they all believe it (who needs common sense?).

If I met either GfS or Akenaton in real life, I would get away from them as soon as possible after they opened their mouths.