Has the Sausage Killer been doing his Rain Dance again?

My Polish friend will not be at Knockholt this year,she is going home to Warsaw, which is all very well after the fiasco of last year whereby I was running here, there, and everywhere trying to find her and I missed the Thursday night meal.

I think we may have a Bagpiper again this year I have told him that the best place to place Bagpipes in Knockholt is in the darkest deepest remotist parts Knockholt Chalk Mine.