What good is dining
On veggies and chips?
That food is just a bore
Just be a carnivore, old chum,
Come be a Carnivore!.

Better eat something
That won't go to your hips
Just be a carnivore, old chum,
Come be a Carnivore!.

Come taste the wine,
Cook up a steak!.
Sharpen your blade,
Start celebrating;
Right this way,
Roast beef is waiting

Don't let those grannies
Dictate to your lips
Porkchops bring so much more!
Just be a carnivore, old chum,
Come be a Carnivore!.
Just be a carnivore, old chum,
Come be a Carn-iiii-vooooore!.