First of all, the guy is nuts... He shoots his gunn sometimes 300 times a night... Hmmmmmm??? That didn't come out the way it was meant... Real gun!!! Not some phalic thing here... I ain't that way at all, folks... Ask the P-Vine... She'll tell ya'll... I loves all womenz... I loves 'um if they big 'er if they is midgets... I loves 'um no matter what color they come in... I loves 'um when they is cranky and I loves 'um on those rare occasions when they ain't cranky... That, makes me no closet-out-of-the-closet-er-nuthin'-havin'-to-do-with-closets Bobert...

Now as fir Dolly Parton's bra... I understand that used ones make for nice parachutes... Not that I'm gonna jump out of no plane with Dolly's bra but then again I ain't gonna jump out of no plane... No sir... I'll wreck the sumabich first... I have experience in wreckin' a plane and lived to tell about it but no jumpin'...

What else??? Yeah, I didn't think that Joe Offer worked at the CIA or FBI and I'm purdy sure that he had nuthin' to do with no assasinations in the 60s...

B~