Jesus can anyone imagine what their campaign strategy is like? Where do they get this stuff from?

Next we'll be seeing Griffin et al, gathering pridefully round the local war memorial, while wearing 'Beefeater' uniforms, tucking into Lancashire Hot-Pot followed by Eccles Cakes, before having a hearty singaround of pure unadultarated English folk songs. I reckon they'll top it off with a nice fireworks display, a brass band, and Last Night at the Proms style flag waving fest.

The BNP notion of Britishness is a surreal pastiche. It'd be funny if it wasn't so eerie and macabre.