A native Mainer was sitting on his porch. His brand new neighbor stopped by to get aquainted. Native says, "Where you from?" new neighbor told him. "What was it like back there?" native asked. "Nice town, real good folks, I'm going to miss that." replied the new neighbor. "What's it like here?" asked the new neighbor. "You'll find it pretty much the same here." said the native.

Later, another new neighbor moved in on the other side of the native. They also fell to talking.
Natives asks, "What was it like where you came from?"
New neighbor, "It sucked.. a real dump, people were all assholes, and , I'm glad to be rid of the bastards. What's it like here?"
Native replied, "You are going to find it just the same here."

I cant believe anyone would be so dense as to not get the point here, but, I'll explain if you dont.