"Mother's Milk"

Office Memo:

"Whoever used the milk in the small plastic
container that was in the refrigerator yesterday,
please do NOT own up to it.

I would find it forever after difficult to meet your
gaze across a cafeteria table whilst having a
discussion about java applets or brand identity.

Just be aware that that milk was EXPRESSLY for
my baby, if you get my drift. I will label these
things from now on, but if you found your coffee
tasted just a little bit unusual this morning, you
might think about calling your mom and telling
her you love her."