The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #121546 Message #2657148
Posted By: catspaw49
15-Jun-09 - 04:02 PM
Thread Name: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
Listen Bobertz......If you decide to sing "Honey" for Amos at the Getaway, I wrote some alternate lyrics awhile back that make it a lot more palatable.............
See the tree, how big its grown And now you're dead I can't get blown I've got an itch. When you were alive It cost twenty-five Why did you always charge so much You fuckin' bitch
Our tree grew large, it fell on you Now you're gone, my balls are blue I can't get laid. So now I've started shagging sheep And sometimes chickens in their sleep But they want paid.
Oh Honey I miss you Cause when you were alive I could at least get a hand job For a buck fifty-five.