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Thread #71482   Message #2657608
Posted By: GUEST,Lex
16-Jun-09 - 08:12 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Airborne Ranger Song (US Army 82nd)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Airborne Ranger Song (US Army 82nd)
The Ranger song I wanna be an Airborne Ranger has nothing to do with 82nd...

And the chorus of it is

Glorious, Victorious, one keg of beer for the four of us.
Glory be to god that there ain't no more of us, cause one of us could drink it all alone
Damn near, pass a bear, to the rear of the squad.

Some of the lines are like,
You can tell an airborne ranger by his hallway (by his hallway)
You can tell an airborne ranger by his hallway (by his hallway), Cause the floor is lined with glass and its always full of ass
You can tell an airborne ranger by his hallway.

Or,
You can tell an airborne ranger by his ruck (by his ruck)
You can tell an airborne ranger by his ruck (by his ruck)
Cause its as big as a truck and its heavy as fuck
You can tell an airborne ranger by his ruck

The one about wives...

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You can tell an Airborne Ranger by his wife (By his wife)
You can tell an Airborne Ranger by his wife (By his wife)
Cause she fucks just like a stallion you can ask the whole battalion
You can tell an Airborne Ranger by his wife.

Or for a girlfriend,

You can tell an Airborne Ranger by his girlfriend (By his girlfriend)
You can tell an Airborne Ranger by his girlfriend (By his girlfriend)
Cause her legs are always spread and she's always giving head
You can tell an Airborne Ranger by his girlfriend.

Those are just a few.