Boycotting Tescos isn't easy in this town, as they are all over the place like a rash.
However, Mr Happy's right - this is a time for fun,good music and enjoyment rather than going on about Tescos.
The Salt Town Poets hope to see everyone at the Boar's Head at one o'clock on Saturday afternoon, and Lost In The Mist welcome everyone to the Golden Lion at 3pm on Sunday.