Fortunato - Geez, you must be desperate if you post it three times, each different than the last.....

Yes to the jumper cables and the warm oatmeal, but I only have WD40 - light machine oil - of 'Red Dwarf' fame (gosh, what is that lovely fragrance. simper, WD40...) will that do? We can add garlic oil or rosemary oil if you like. Got some extra virgin olive oil (how do they know they are virgins??)

Gervase, just bring yer flobby botty and we'll be alright.... Leave the mace in the House where it belongs.

LTS