I have blue eyes. And red hair, but I am balding. I don't wear jeans anymore and I have been celebate for about a dozen years.

OMG! Am I a procrastinator! Is their hope for me? I must seek out a priest and confess my sins... perhaps there is redemption in the way of the Lord Jesus! Hmmmm... he got down with prostitutes...

Say... would procrosstitutes be shemale hookers that are picky about who they fuck? Now, there is a thread. Self-mutilation for sexual preference.

Self mutilation? Hmmmm... if a shemale was into autoerotic self flagellation, would s/he be a masterbeater?

So many questions, so little sand in the glass.

Guess I'll go pound sand for another week or two. If you come up with any revalations, book a page for me eh?