If you wanna annoy Richard just cook a lamb joint before he gets to Knockholt,
having previously arranged with him to cook it when he gets there.                                                                                 
He will have a right go for wasting his time.

Then put a piece of the cooked Lamb on a knife point take it over to him and with a very steady hand stick it under his nose and let him try the sample.

Sorry Richard I choose to cook the leg of Lamb in its own juices and then Marinate it afterwards at the end of it all it was only cooked with the Marinate you brought along so all the talk about wasting your time well it was not really wasted because it worked on mine and also wonderfully on yours. all the food at the meal was lovely.

For one that will not usually touch Cider because it makes me want to fight the world, Essex Girls Cider was great, The punch was great also.

I hope a certain person takes my advice + others who have known him far longer and better then I do and he stops drinking Cider to the point where it just brings out the complete Devil in him
+ Hic cups..


when he is sober over a couple of pints he quite a nice guy.








the latter ,Sadly , is rarely seen.