'Spaw, if you can perform like "this guy" we will pay for your plane ticket, food, lodging, new home in San Francisco, lifetime season tickets to the Giants, 49ers, San Francisco Symphony, Opera, Ballet, a lifetime cable car pass, membership in the Bohemian Club, Hibernian Club, Sons Of Italy, Knights Of Columbus, Elks, Moose Lodge, St. Francis Yacht Club, International Order Of Odd Fellows, Masonic Lodge, Golden Gate Tip Toppers Tall Club Of SF, gift certificates for City Lights Books, Crazy Eddie's Antiques, Clown Alley Burgers, Max's Opera Cafe, Fog City Diner, Gold Dust Lounge, Pacific Cafe, El Taco Loco, and a key to the city! You could make a million hiring yourself out to the police department for crowd control, could open a restaurant called "The Gas Station" - think of the possibilities.

But really 'Spaw, if you think there's any possibility at all of a vacation out here around that week, it would be a ga....it would be great to meet you, and I think you and your family would have a great time at the festival. I'm sure we can find one of the local 'Catters to put you up for the week. Look for that thread about a West Coast gathering. I'm going to post it now.

Best,

-chanteyranger