RESUME OF MR. BYRON THIEME

From June, 2008 until the present, Mr. Thieme has been self-employed, working as a baby.

During that time, he has mastered the skills of shaking rattles, chewing teething rings, spitting up, and making poo-poo.

He has recently begun learning to communicate using spoken words and is able to walk six steps without falling down.

Mr. Thieme feels that these skills qualify him for employment in most governmental agencies, or as moderator of an Internet discussion forum.