Topeka, KS -- A grass-roots revolution sweeping the Internet through social network sites such as Twitter, Facebook, and Google Earth, is challenging the very fabric of conventional social processes. At issue is the charge, forwarded by middle-aged overweight white men, that there was impropriety in the recent "Thirty K" Race in MOAB country. Insteadof yielding some dull judiciary procedure, the charges have sparked off an outrage that runs deep int he fabric of society. Millions of ex-Obama supporters have turned their passions toward the defense of the woman who won the race, the so-called "Queen of Thirty K", and have swamped the Internet with angry Tweets, posts, email chains and Google mashupsin defense of her title.

Rapaire, arms and the man will prove no defense against this overwhelming sea-change. Your white-guy-rules era is coming to an end. Call off your judges before they are roped into the tumbrils.