They will take away more of my superb, unparalleled, DNA on Wednesday, July 22nd. I believe that they are storing it so that they can use it to clone such superior beings as I when the Secret Government Agency doing it finds it necessary.

And you can believe this or not, but it's true: I chose the date of the surgery because it's the day after the monthly Board of Trustees Meeting and that way my #2 wouldn't have to do it.

I'm currently learning how much I really use my left arm. For example, putting on my socks or applying deodorant. Fortunately, I can still shoot with my right hand, but if...hey! I could keep a pistol in the sling on my left arm! Hmmmmmmmmmmm...easy to get to, too. Hmmmmmmmm....

Oh, by the way, we went down to the Welsh Festival in Malad today. There are more people per capita of Welsh descent living in Oneida County, Idaho than anywhere else outside of Wales. I wanted to have some of those Welsh Corgis but the didn't have any -- I've heard they're great with a butter cream frosting.