Now be fair, Little Hawk. It is true I have denigrated your polymorphous personalities complex and made fun of your imaginary friends and committed the grievous sin of even attaching a sibling to one of them. All this is so, and I am covered with regret at my wickedness. But why should you take it personally?

(By the way, I have just met the most charming, if slightly plump, lady, who says her name is Fica Lammater S. Dunnawnye. And you will never guess what the S. stands for!!! It is so exciting. And she is so touching as she fights back her tears and stands tall when she talks about how proud she is of her brother, Bill, and inists she is so proud of him in spite of all the ill he has done her when they were younger. It is stirring to behold.


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