Spaw: You could not get me to ingest that mess if I were hogtied.

Jacqui: one of my favs is: melted cheese in an iron fry pan, quickly add and scramble in eggs, when eggs are cooked satisfactorily, add applesauce. Use your own amounts. It's Swiss.

Everybody says "WHAT!" Go suffer! I looked askance when my friend cooked it 20 plus years ago but....