Frog Porn!!! Gad.

The only thing worse than that is Penguin Porn. And to prove my point, there used to be a horrifyingly explicit website called "Deppity Bob's Penguin Lust Site" all about the amorous activities of the Penguin, nature's sexiest bird. It's been shut down. You can guess why. SHOCKING SCENES of AVIAN DEPRAVITY!