Have to admit, Captain, I have never seen you quite as testy as you have been the past few weeks. I figure it is best to speak only when spoken to...and then with great care.

Your friend is a good man and a good friend. He is a "Maine character" much like yourself but not of the laconic kind. Much like a handyman you and I both know. Some people are afraid of silence. You will manage to make your point and presevre your friendship. Meantime, keep Jacqui close by to preserve the peace...with a frying pan if necessary.

Now don't go out digging a new well or cutting down a 50' tree just to prove to yourself that you are not frail. He may have been referring to your mind...

CELLAR! I'm out of here.