An undisclosed source reported on MSNBC that she is scheduled into Bartlett Regional Hospital under her former name of Mittsy Jagov for a rectal resizing surgery. This has become necessary since she's been so full of hot air with her head up her ass for such a prolonged period of time that her farts have become quite a problem. Where they used to go "Zzzip" and "Flubb" and "Brawmp," they all now go "Whooosh." Even worse, 6 out of every 7 result in dropping a load in her Wonder Woman panties.

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