""Bottom. Humour scraping the bottom of the barrel.""

YES! From underneath!

The definitive answer though is that it hasn't been written yet, though all signs indicate that it is not far off. The seed may already be sown on this thread, if somebody picks up the concept of a reality show based on an internet forum.

The only question is WHO would they cast to play the part of the Godlike, but supercilious kibitzer who never says anything germane to the topic, simply contenting himself with rubbishing all those who do.

I'm not sure that we have any actors left with the required level of megalomanic egotism.

Don T.