""then again there has been more than a fiew head turning, eye poping bits of stuff/crumpet/eye candy/totty to have graced the stage over the years. BUT I would be too much of a gent. to be so sexist and mention any names.""

Careful Auldtimer, such comment is likely to produce a front page expose, and a front line bollocking from the Borchester Echo.

Don T.