The general rule of thumb with folk songs is that if the words don't make sense the song is about sex and if they do it's about someone dying:-)

I must say though that the Oysters, good as they are, do not turn me on in that sense. Ricky Martin does even less. I would say that Kathryn Tickell or Alison Goldfrapp do it for me but if I did I would probably be accused of being sexist, shallow, a potential rapist or all three.

It is fine for the ladies to make comments about how sexy men are of course. Especialy if the comments are about me...

:D (eG)