A moment of histrorical recapitulation:

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell - PM
Date: 03 Jun 04 - 05:57 PM

The MOAB has gone continental! So tell us, polaitaly, have you performed the sacred duty to be undertaken by all novice MOABites? In other words, have you read this piece of crap thread from beginning to end?

Here's a short quiz:

1) Whose bright idea was this piece of crap anyway?
2) With what common construction site appliance is CarolC often associated? (No! It's not an accordion!)
3) Why are Amos' posts so often indecipherable?
4) Why are Tweed's posts always indecipherable?
5) Explain the correlation between Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, The Holographic Theory of Learning, The MOAB, and Waffle House's recipe for grits. "

"1. King khandu's
2. Outhouses
3. Because he knows too much fer his own good.
4. Because he don't know enough nohow.
5. The MOAB comprises the maximal concentration of postulated uncertainties within a singular locus of space-time theoretically possible, because of the density of knowable wavicles it provides within minimum distance as described in the Holographic Theory of Learning. This includes all possible knowledge including the design of accordions designed to look like outhouses and vice-versa. But, mysteriously, it excludes the Waffle House recipe for grits because no-one has ever been able to understand it.

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It amazes me we put these mysteries to bed so long ago, and yet they perpetually renew themselves. My theory about the perennial renewal of safe ignorance as a necessary component in evolution seems to bear a bitter fruit...


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