The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #122136   Message #2675208
Posted By: Little Hawk
08-Jul-09 - 06:47 PM
Thread Name: I hate dogs
Subject: RE: I hate dogs
I can only sympathize with you, G-force, because it's definitely no fun getting bitten by a dog...specially a big dog like a Weimaraner.

My Dachshund, however, is not pleased with your thread title. He says he hates you too, and he intends to bite your ankle if he ever gets the chance. He also expressed a desire to pee on your rose bushes and defecate on your property.

In regards to your comment that dogs are "nasty, noisy, unhygeinic and dangerous", he rolled his eyes as if to say, "And that's supposed to be bad?????" He is proud of being nasty, noisy, unhygeinic and...well....slightly dangerous. He has a PHD in the second and third of those qualities.

When he realized, however, that you had been bitten by a WEIMARANER!!!....well, then he had to admit to sympathizing with your case. He hates Weimaraners. ;-D