West Indian members would be allowed a refreshing rum punch In Little WAVing drunk from a coconut cup, German's a beerstein and excitable Italians, a Chinti. And here comes Miss Marple giving Beatrix Potter a knee trembler in the Morris Minor. That'll never do. Stop in the name of Plod! Girl on girl action has Much Lesbos in the Marsh for that sort of thing, turn left at Pooh Bridge and if you can see Dingly Dell you've gone too far.