I like dogs. I find them best when deep fried with a nice green chili salsa for dipping.

For many years I was the chief dog catcher in Anchorage. In that capacity I was bitten over 100 times by a wide variety of different breeds. Whenever I was bitten, I made sure to impound the beast for at least 10 days quarantine to be sure it didn't have rabies, I issued as many citations to the irresponsible owner as I could, and I imposed severe confinement requirements for the miscreant for the rest of its unnatural life. I usually took a few paid sickleave days as well.

Best wishes,
Mike