Those big long words? Well, Amos and I sometimes make up big long words that just sound good...but you won't find them in the dictionary. ;-) You have to imagine what they mean. We also may use a real word, but out of context, just for effect.

As for cheating, well, yeah....the thing is, I stood to win a night of passion with Bette Midler this time around....and, well...I just find her a bit overwhelming.

So I deliberately arranged to break the rules and lose the bet...

There's method in my madness.