MMario, I was being facetious, ironic, making a parody. A joke, son. I'm experimenting with channeling Akenaton, tying to see how writing the things he does feels from the inside. All I can say as a result of this exercise is -- Let me out of here! My brain can't contain this much faulty logic, disinformation, and mean-spiritedness.

I'd try to channel Guest from Insanity as well, but the comma key on my computer is broken and the paragraph return key works too well. Besides, my fingers automatically put in periods when I come to the end of sentence-length thoughts.