OK, this has stopped being funny and is now becoming farcical. Or if I read 'Spwa aright, fartical. Soon wel'll have Brian Rix running aroung without his trousers on, a girlfriend in the closet whilst the wife is in the kitchen, a boyfriend coming out of the closet, a mad vicar with bad teeth and someone's great Aunt going around yelling about her reticule.....

Hmmm, I might hang around, this could get good!

LTS