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Thread #122184   Message #2677515
Posted By: John MacKenzie
11-Jul-09 - 12:23 PM
Thread Name: BS: British man bored to death by a gull????
Subject: RE: BS: British man bored to death by a gull????
The Phantom Car-Parking Attendant Of Bristol Zoo

Outside Bristol Zoo there is a car-park where hundreds of cars and dozens of coaches park on a daily basis. Until recently there was a very genial fellow with an official looking hat, yellow waistcoat and a ticket machine charging cars £1 and coaches £5 for the privilege.
This parking attendant worked there for about 25 years, through wind, rain and scorching Bristol summers, eight hours a day, six days a week (and Bank Holidays). He was an industrious worker with an exemplary sickness record.
One day he didn't turn up for work. "Oh dear" say Bristol Zoo management as chaos descends on the car park, "we'd better phone up Bristol City Council and get them to send a new parking attendant."
"Err...no" say the Council, "that car park is your responsibility."
"But" say the Zoo, "he was employed by you, wasn't he?"
"Not us", say the council.
Sitting in his villa in Spain is a very genial fellow who had been taking the car park takings for Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years...