The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2679032
Posted By: Amos
13-Jul-09 - 09:04 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
What I mean is, any reasonable airline should allow the whole box to go on one ticket, and not charge each potato separately for its own ticket. Unless they have an age policy and know the ratio between human years and potato years, so that potatoes which are more than three months old are considered the equivalent of human 12 year olds and required to get their own seat and ticket. That seems fair enough, sure, but I could only support it if they put in special potato-sized seatbelts. Even at 12 or its equivalent, you don't want those pre-teen potatoes hitting you in the back of the head in the event of an emergency stop. Especially if they happen to be small potatoes, the kind that Quayle could never spell.