"Phew! Bit of a sudden cloud-burst there - and whilst my gamp is keeping me nice and dry, there's always a risk of flooding - Roud, Child, VOTP, SOTP, Grieg Duncan, blah blah... Let's hope the drains can cope with such an almighty deluge!"

Well, S'OP you've had plenty of practice at keeping dry after downpours like this:

"Blues, Shanties, Kipling, Cicely Fox Smith, Musical Hall, George Formby, Pop, County, Dylan, Cohen, Cash, Medieval Latin, Beatles, Irish Jigs and Reels, Scottish Strathspeys, Gospel, Rock, Classical Guitar, Native American Chants, Operatic Arias and even the occasional Traditional Song and Ballad."

Haven't you?