Just for the record - JJ is a member of that very fine Ceilidh band Five Bar'd Gait, a fine melodeon player, bloody awful singer (well, not that bad!), and generally fine chap. Just watch your ale - he's likely to sup it.

Somebody once chucked a petrol bomb at him, and he supped that!

Nope, never 'eard of 'im!

As to rhubarb...

Eddie Bryn Pugh is a name I seem to recall, but I'm not sure from where. Oh, I know! Trumpton...