And Noah he said to his Missus
It's a while since we last had a lark!
Are we going this year down to Saddleworth?
As I'm thinking of building and ark...

Just a start?


And later...


When they finally got to the campsite'
The waves they were piddling and small.
There were no shipwrecks, and nobody drowned.
Not very Traditional at all...


Quack!
GtD.