Scurrilous jackanapes!! Ungodly carrion-monger!! Spawn of unclean life-forms!! You will find yourself called out, sir, by a younger and spryer man, and find yourself re-thinking your hasty words, or my name is not d'Artagnan, and I no Gascon's son!! You are a bootlicker of unseemly cloaksmen, and a kisser of cardinals.