1. Now My old man works down the toilets
He does it to keep himself fit
But when he comes home over night time
He smell like a great lump of......

Shine yor windows with rhubarb
It's only three halfpence a tin
you can buy or nick it from woolworths
But i dont think they've got any in

2. Some say he died of a fever
Some say he died of a fit
But I know what he died of
He died of the smell of the......

Shine yor windows with rhubarb
It's only three halfpence a tin
you can buy or nick it from woolworths
But i dont think they've got any in

3. Some say he's buried in gravel
Some say he's buried in grit
But I know where my old mans lying
covered 6 foot deep under some.....

Shine yor windows with rhubarb
It's only three halfpence a tin
you can buy or nick it from woolworths
But i dont think they've got any in