These scurrilous rumours that I have a blow-up doll of Winona Ryder are outrageous and totally untrue. ;-) I was trying to get one of Hillary Clinton a few years back, but that's another matter entirely.

Despite exhaustively searching all possible sources, I was utterly stymied in my search for a Hillary Clinton inflatable doll. It seems that her people arranged to buy them all up and destroy them some time well prior to the last election. They feared that those dolls might be used to embarrass the Clinton campaign.

The world has lost a treasure. I weep to think of it.