what is todays news, let me guess the Magpies,have got a new crap manager called Ericksson,If it is true it is a sad day,for within 5 years they will have to go into liquidation.,
still even sadder perhaps it will be the end of the wheel barrow song,an eccentric[not having its axis placed centrally,a circular disc fixed?on a revolving shaft]or not so eccentric crap song,whose storyline needs filling out,to even come to the level of Lord Randall,another crap folk song.
how about

O where ha' you been, Erickson my son?
And where ha' you been, my handsome young man?
I ha' been at meadow lane; mother, mak my bed soon,
For I'm wearied wi' soccer and fain wad lie down.