I proposed in an earlier thread on this topic, too long to bring forward here, that a religion based on the contemplation of pulchritudinous curvature should be founded. I am happy to report that my perfervid intuition has once again been validated by "hard" science. The following is relayed by an office mate from the NE Journal of Medicine:

"Would you believe this actually came from the New England Journal of Medicine?"

Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered.

According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out" declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.

Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached

the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients - half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so.

The study revealed that after five years,

the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates, and

fewer instances of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby. "There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier." "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

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Other forms of extension were not part of this study, but an informal assessment indicates an average of 150 to 300 per cent can be expected.

In other news, the Church Of Mammary Delight has announced it is adding the traditional hymn "Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful" to its standard hymnal in recognition of its wide acceptance through the centuries.